More jokes from the Christmas Joke Competition

Who looks after Santa when he is ill’
The National Elf service! (Zara)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish’
A pair of swimming trunks! (Ethan C)

Why does Santa eat with his staff?
So he can eat 'elfy' food! (Mr Wakefield)

What do you call a deer with one eye?
No idea! (Josh T)

Where do sheep go Christmas shopping?
Home baa gains! (Katie)

What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchin?
Mince spies! (Darcey)

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and legs?
Still no idea! (Julie Moss)

I went to the pictures tomorrow
I bought a front seat at the back
I bought a plain teacake with currants
I ate it and gave it them back! (Father Peter)

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Highp.
Highp who?
Highpoo? You stink! (Father Peter)

What do witches put in their hair?
Scare spray! (Violet)

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to smoke! (Emma B)

Why did the orange stop rolling?
It ran out of juice! (Nicole)

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper! (Mrs Joburns)

What did Adam say to his wife on the night before Christmas?
It’s Christmas Eve! (Mr Reed)

Have a good Christmas and all the best for the New Year.